Dear Jillian Michaels,
How come I've been workin' out for more than 30 days and I'm not shredded??
How come yesterday I tried to put one of my old cute tops on and couldn't get it off!?
How come my kids laughed at me while I contorted my body in an effort to get said top off?
How come my 4 year old had to pull with all her body weight to pry the top off of me??
How come I'm still wearing my maternity clothes!!!?
How come when I do a jumping jack .... okay, not going to finish that one...
How come I still get winded when I run up the stairs?
How come I have nightmares about you?
How come even when I tell myself I'm not going to do my workout for the day I can feel your evil eyes burning into me, forcing me to do it anyway!!!
Your frienemy,
Angie
P.S. STOP HARASSING ME WITH YOUR EVIL EYES!
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