How come I've been workin' out for more than 30 days and I'm not shredded??
How come my kids laughed at me while I contorted my body in an effort to get said top off?
How come I still get winded when I run up the stairs?
How come I have nightmares about you?
How come even when I tell myself I'm not going to do my workout for the day I can feel your evil eyes burning into me, forcing me to do it anyway!!!
P.S. STOP HARASSING ME WITH YOUR EVIL EYES!