Oh, Angie! Nobody WARNED you? Well, I'M going to because I LIKE you! GROCERY STORES ARE EVIL. EVIL, I say! They lure you in, whispering, "You need milk for your little ones. You can grab it and be on your way." But it's a LIE. Oh, yes. A BIG FAT LIE! The minute you step in you are assaulted by gloriously bright fruits and crisp-looking veggies, yummy baked goods whose aromas caress your nasal passages, overpriced household goods that cost 1/4 the amount in Target but look so freakin' CUTE & COLORFUL, dvds of movies so old NOBODY's ever HEARD of them, but - HEY! - they ARE on sale, you know. And somehow - SOMEHOW, Angie - you buy it ALL. Nine thousand seventy-six dollars and 28 cents later, you slink into your house & deposit your life savings worth of purchases on the table, and realize you never DID buy your poor, thirsty, lactate-deprived children any MILK. Grocery stores. They are EVIL. (And SHAME on your mother and best friend for never TELLING you that!)
LOL, Kai! I agree with you, they are EVIL!! And, I almost ALWAYS forget to get something! Therefor I have to make the trip again the next day and spend even more money! Thank you for TELLING me, lol!
Hi! I'm Angie, mother to 3 beautiful kids and wife to my soul mate. I started this blog for my kids, so they can look back when they are older and see the things we did together.
Oh, Angie! Nobody WARNED you? Well, I'M going to because I LIKE you! GROCERY STORES ARE EVIL. EVIL, I say! They lure you in, whispering, "You need milk for your little ones. You can grab it and be on your way." But it's a LIE. Oh, yes. A BIG FAT LIE! The minute you step in you are assaulted by gloriously bright fruits and crisp-looking veggies, yummy baked goods whose aromas caress your nasal passages, overpriced household goods that cost 1/4 the amount in Target but look so freakin' CUTE & COLORFUL, dvds of movies so old NOBODY's ever HEARD of them, but - HEY! - they ARE on sale, you know. And somehow - SOMEHOW, Angie - you buy it ALL. Nine thousand seventy-six dollars and 28 cents later, you slink into your house & deposit your life savings worth of purchases on the table, and realize you never DID buy your poor, thirsty, lactate-deprived children any MILK. Grocery stores. They are EVIL. (And SHAME on your mother and best friend for never TELLING you that!)
ReplyDeleteLOL, Kai! I agree with you, they are EVIL!! And, I almost ALWAYS forget to get something! Therefor I have to make the trip again the next day and spend even more money! Thank you for TELLING me, lol!
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