Yes, you read that right. I have always wanted to be on a reality show and now I just might get my chance!! I don't know about you but I love me a good reality show!! The cat fights, the bickering, the DRAMA!! Yes, I said it, I love watching reality show drama on T.V. I don't like it in my own life but on T.V.?? Don't mind if I do!
Hubby is just as bad as I am. Don't let him know I told you but he love, love, loves Teen Mom and Keeping Up with the Kardashians! He will never ever admit to it but he does. He thinks he's slick because he will only watch it when no one is around. As soon as he thinks someone is coming he changes the channel.
Imagine how surprised he will be when he's flipping through channels and sees me!!
Before I tell you which show I might be on, here's a list of the ones I definitely won't be on:
Hubby is just as bad as I am. Don't let him know I told you but he love, love, loves Teen Mom and Keeping Up with the Kardashians! He will never ever admit to it but he does. He thinks he's slick because he will only watch it when no one is around. As soon as he thinks someone is coming he changes the channel.
Imagine how surprised he will be when he's flipping through channels and sees me!!
Before I tell you which show I might be on, here's a list of the ones I definitely won't be on:
American Idol : if you read this post you know I can't sing. Although I loooove to sing, Hubby begs and pleads for me to stop whenever I do.
Swamp People: I don't ever want to be within at least 100 feet of a 'gator.
Finding Bigfoot:: Although I'd love to see a 'Squatch, this isn't the show for me.
America's Got Talent: Does having babies count as a talent?? If it does then I'm on my way!!
Okay, so know you know the shows that I wont be on. And now for the show that I could be the next star of:
I Didn't Know I was Pregnant!!
Yes, it's very possible that I could be giving birth in my bathtub, bed, living room or the baby could just pop out while I'm making dinner.
Yes, it's very possible that I could be giving birth in my bathtub, bed, living room or the baby could just pop out while I'm making dinner.
Here are the reasons why it could be possible:
1. I still look like I'm 3-4 months pregnant.
2. I can't stop eating....
3. I feel like things are kicking me from the inside. Now, this may or may not be because I eat Christmas Crack for breakfast. And ever since the Stomach Rot, things just aint right up in there, if you know what I mean.
4. I'm nesting.
5. I really want revenge on my Hubby.
Now, I just told Hubby what I was writing about, he had the nerve to remind me that we are no longer able to produce children.... DANG HUBBS!!!
Way to go and ruin my blog post!!!! AND MY LIFE!
Guess I'll never be a reality show superstar!
Oh well ... there's always Hoarders.
Now, I just told Hubby what I was writing about, he had the nerve to remind me that we are no longer able to produce children.... DANG HUBBS!!!
Way to go and ruin my blog post!!!! AND MY LIFE!
Guess I'll never be a reality show superstar!
Oh well ... there's always Hoarders.
